Friday, May 7, 2010

Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE..

1. The nice men are


2. The handsome men are

not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are


4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are


5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have

no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only

after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are

after our money.

10. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,

don't think we are beautiful enough.

11. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are


12. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are


13:The men who are not handsome,no money and they will be nice sometimes with a

reason---->watch out..

they don't want u but

they want sex!

14. The men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

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